evan engelson

alexia is bored @evansprettycurls ∙ 1m wait did anyone get a pic of evan engelson with her because this sounds like some shit he would let happen and he'd call it a leash agreement

the ideal husband

@naz
if anyone sees me walking a cat on a leash in williamsburg just know that it's part of my lease agreement and i don't like it any more than you do

HOLY CREPE

@holycrepe ∙ 10m YO go enter to win these sweet shoes that i can't believe exist

Vans

@VANS_66
You can still sign up for a chance to win Nothing Happens @VANS_66 that @evanengelson from @holycrepe designed! 👍 https://holycrepe.lnk.to/VansSweeps

karen 💄 @anniooooooop ∙ 30m why was femme de le creme evan engelson at a yankees game yesterday? is he trying to blow a bro or something? i see that shoulder touch

laura engelson 😍 @1aurengels0n ∙ 55m Replying to @chumpawumpa.
p sure @evanengelson hates being called a twink tho

teddy 🌈 @_evan_henri ∙ 1h BIcon evan engelson appreciation post LOOK AT THIS SOFT LIL TWINK

debbie downer @debbbieee ∙ 2h no one:
evan engelson: bonjour bitch i speak french wanna fuck je suis si dur

holly hox 🐍 @hollibrown ∙ 2h how did evan engelson go from bein that ugly kid in goosebumps to everyone wanting his dick yall are wild

Leslie B. @lesbianlie ∙ 2h why aren't you bored yet is how i feel every time someone makes me listen to @evanengelson sing but this remix kind of slaps

Holy Crepe - Are You Bored Yet? (feat. Clairo) [Big Data Remix] (Official Audio)
Listen to Are You Bored Yet? (feat. Clairo): https://HolyCrepe.lnk.to/AreYouBoredYet
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ryan 🍑 @chiprylark ∙ 3h if this live action nightmare before christmas movie is happening then i'm going to need evan engelson to run to his audition RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

#nothinghappens @sashabeanss ∙ 3h So Evan Engelson came out last year and the N*z conspiracies are STILL a thing? Guys, he's been thirsty for Sam since M O O N R I S E K I N G D O M

STREAM I DARE YOU @caliifriiends ∙ 3h when will @EvanEngelson accept he can't do better than her

Monet X Change

@monetxchange ∙ 3h Living for an @EvanEngelson double feature - Love, Simon and Baby Driver. #BeGayDoCrime

angel 😇 @peachykeanu ∙ 3h i didn't know evan engelson was in a band and it actually doesn't suck?!

Darren 🔮 @athot2handle ∙ 4h Putting my crushes on blast for Pride Month.

1. Roy Sommer
2. Sam Toomey
3. Evan Engelson
4. Travis McCrea
5. Cole Kasdan

Evan Updates @EvanUpdates ∙ 4h .@EvanEngelson with a fan today in NYC. (via @LUVMYANGELSON)

lucas lovegood @holyevann ∙ 4h watching this movie again on a plane and realized simon fantasizing every guy who talks to him is crushing is probably just evan engelson irl

Marissa Kels @marissak94 ∙ 4h All these Pride articles leaving @holycrepe off their LGBTQ playlists are doing @EvanEngelson so dirty. Bi-erasure ISN'T CUTE.

jimmy neutron @sommersalts ∙ 5h evan engelson said twink rights when he wrote scrawny

Katie 🍒 @killakatie ∙ 5h Evan Engelson really lost the most beautiful girl ever for WHAT??

@icecoldpools ∙ 5h evan engelson being back in new york cured both of our depression

pete 🍄 @80shorrorfilm ∙ 5h when will my favorite evan engelson ship sail again

it's jess! @jessiepotter ∙ 6h evan engelson looks like if that spider-man guy got beat up everyday since he was seven and his face doesn't know what to do anymore so his hair is trying to compensate

beth 🥀 @duckyeahbee ∙ 6h when my dumbass sister keeps posting evan engelson on my timeline like he's actually attractive